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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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