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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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