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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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