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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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