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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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