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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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