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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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