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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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