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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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