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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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