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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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