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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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