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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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