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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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