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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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