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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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