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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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