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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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