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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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