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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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