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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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