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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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