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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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