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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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