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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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