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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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