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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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