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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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