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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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