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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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