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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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