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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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