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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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