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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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