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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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