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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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