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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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