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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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