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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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