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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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