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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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