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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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