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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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