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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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