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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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