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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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