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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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