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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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