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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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