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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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