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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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