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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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