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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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