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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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