Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.