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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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