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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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