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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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