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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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