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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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