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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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