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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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