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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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