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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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