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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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