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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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