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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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